He screams "ONE!". Now that you’ve gotten through the tearful goodbyes of sending your child off to basic training, it’s time to start writing some letters. He chokes on a big gulp, and spews it all over our kill hat's alphas. and goes back to just doing drills. Mar 23, 2019 - Explore Jacob Sipe's board "Marines funny" on Pinterest. It's the same recruit, literally yelling in the next dudes face. It's the butt crack of dawn and we're formed up outside the squad bays ready for a conditioning hike for the crucible. This is where I come in. 16 votes, 13 comments. You will be yelled at, put down, cut down, and physically exhausted. Don't you mean Drill Instructor? His career in the Marines may be over but his career in the MLB has promise. It was fucking hilarious. FUCK more memories coming back. It tasted funny and I thought that her skin chemistry was giving the whipped cream an off taste,” says John. I'm right across the aisle, so I get a full view of it. ... I’ve got a funny story for you like that. My stories continue to swirl around in my head. We had a recruit in my company in boot camp who had a snoring problem. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. After about 15 seconds my rdc pulls out with a stick. Or, save a stamp and send a letter through the Sandboxx app! That is when the LT really began to boil. The girl belonged to my company and until then we had been hot shit the whole way so we got off relatively easily. Below, you’ll find a topic a day to write to your child. Want to watch more amazing Reddit stories? It freaked the watch and everyone else out. Had a kid steal peanut butter from the chow hall during first phase. Chief I was trying to maintain my military bearing and was just at the table not participating. Well, it was hardly the same thing. Everyone busts out laughing, then stops just as quickly as the kill hat turns and glares. I'm an airframer, I will beat on an airplane with a hammer all day... when it comes to computers I'm like a monkey fucking a football", RDC: "you shaved today?" That is one awesome ball of AWESOME. Weapons and ammunition, to include knives Combustibles, including matches Pornography Gambling devices, to include playing cards and dice Alcoholic Beverages Drugs Tobacco products Athletic equipment THE FUCK TATTOO IS THAT A STARFISMERMAIDSOMESHIT YOU FUCKING PUSSY GET OUT MY FUCKING NAVY!!! Anyways he runs up holding his shower shoes. HOWEVER I had a friend who Funny boot camp stories - Military Life and Issues -Relocation, families, vets, bases, Army, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard, VA loans - Page 3 - City-Data … The whole compartment when GOD DAMN silent. Servicemembers, veterans, reservists and recruits can use Sandboxx Units to stay in touch with all those they have or will serve with. Sergeant? RICKY: "I didnt have enough time, Petty Officer" RDC: "Thats bullshit, In the time I give you to shave I could shave my face, his face, his face and my asshole". Yet another night a guy is sleeping and was dreaming that he was awake and in the shit so he also gets out into the p-way and is screaming, shouting, the whole 9. Case in point comes from an awesome AskReddit thread. 694 comments. It was pretty awesome. Our series were sitting on the 1000m berm with the DIs sitting on the ground in front and watched one of them stuff a fresh-shot ground squirrel into a bag while the butt crew and its DI was walking up. Greatest 72 days of my life. One night we got our RPOC to do facing movements in his sleep. This article by Brittany Sulc was originally published by We Are the Mighty. As they neared, one of them stood and told us to be quiet. Our Chief was gone for the day. THIS hands down, I think this was our first day in the new buildings, you know after peanut butter shot - and we were getting beat and I guess this guy didn't drink as much as he should have. Woke up one night and a candidate was crab walking in his sleep and sounding off at 2am. We're all at breakfast It's been a couple weeks now so were pretty good at the whole knocking, sign language at the tables to get pepper salt whathave you. One time my NYC accent popped out in a big way. But in 1 hour, come see me. Kill hat loses his mind on him and proceeds to punt said "grunt roll" down the isle. If war wasn't scary enough already, living enemies might not be the only ones you have to worry about. The entire company to whom the guy belonged were destroyed. So I said... "THIS IS A SILENT, TIMED EVOLUTION, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUITCA TALKIN'". Funniest thing I ever experienced in the Corps. He starts off by pointing at the first squad leader. WTF ARE YOU DOING RECRUIT?! (even calmer tone), RDC: And why are you asking me to inspect your rack with doo doo on your damn draws (speaking buddah calm). We were under the … ... Archived. Long story short, dude climbs up on top of the barracks. The thread, which originated with Reddit user mctugmutton, asked the military community for “the funniest thing they witnessed while in boot camp.” Afterward, everyone mentioned how my accent got real thick. We were under the supervision of our recruit leader. The Marines reply, "You must go to the Marine Corps Recruit Depot at Parris Island and undergo several weeks of torturous training. Cavan Images/ Getty Images. Some of the jokes on this list you may not fully understand or appreciate unless you were actually in the military, but most of them I think anyone can appreciate. report. In comes one of the members of our company, a smokin' redhead ensign. RICKY: "No Petty Officer" RDC: "why the fuck not?" They even poked fun at, "quitca talkin'" in that sarcastic way. Also any decent lookers got treated like royalty with Chiefs fighting over them. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, 0351 - My favorite spices are paprika and PETN, 1st Civ Div 3d Playstation Bn. Well the DIs found out he had it when they saw him wearing it one day, so they put him in the squad bay trashcan and put the lid on it. We were all already commissioned by the time we arrive. Our kill asks him why he is wearing to left footed shower shoe's. For anything Navy related, not limited to US Navy. Starts screaming at him and us, no mercy what so ever in this guy. "Yes Chief! There was this guy from Queens, THICK accent this guy. Are other RDC we called her the monotone assassin. A few seconds pass. He storms into the girl's room and low and behold here they are almost about to have sex. The door opens, * recruit rables off shit as roving chief just passes him*. Halfway through this the kill just stops completely and looks down at his feet. I was in boot camp from a few days before Thanksgiving until after Super Bowl Sunday. Edit 2: I know you guys don't like it when people say this, but thank you for the gold! The Fleet – The FMF (Fleet Marine Force) is the name Marines give to the “real life” Marine Corps beyond the “pipeline” that includes Marine Corps Recruit Training and MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) school. Platoon sergeant had to run into the duty hut for a couple of seconds lol. ODS is not nearly as difficult as Great Lakes and it is on another planet compared to OCS. Writing Letters ~ Boot Camp Questionnaires ~ Jokes and Fun Stuff to include in your letters Writing Letters Comment by JessicaB-Sailor Mom on April 6, 2011 at 5:04am Here's how your address should be written SR, Last Name, First Name, Middle initial S… New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. DI's proceeded to make him run up to chow hall workers, pop to attention, say "Peanut Butter Bandit" and run off to the next one. RDC: OK, name what would you think I would call you for leaving some doo doo stained draws in your rack for me to inspect. Recruit Depot San Diego, said he's too busy to even think about laughing in the moment, but he and other DIs will swap funny stories about recruits later. The CC's would have great fun at the recruits expense before handing the package over, which you had to open in front of them. When they arrived, one of them handed him the bagged squirrel like he'd saved him a meal. So this guy had no maple syrup packets, so we started handing out all our empties with the little remains inside of it, after about 10 he was good to go. ONE LAST ONE We're all in formation doing marching drilling and my other RDC the buddah like one runs up to me tilts his head and goes OOOOOWaaaahhhh, Me looking dumbfounded and trying not to bust out laughing as he goes, that's a star wars character, you know that? OK GO. Lol, good God no! Her response was that she had a cut on her leg and the guy was just checking it out for her. It could be a remarkable place. Flash forward this same recruit our chief capped to SA or SN I forget, as apposed to suck ups and what not, and upgraded someone who knew got better for the right reasons. Military veterans of Reddit, what are your best stories from boot camp/basic training? Then he comes back. This thread is archived. You see the stupidest/funniest things there. Expecting something lewd, the DI made me play it in front of the platoon. Then louder. walks by, sees her trying to look at the top rack, and causally flips the fucker. Not at all like camping. Summer '66 and we're at Chappo Flats Range when they brought us bag lunches. It was a recording of my newborn son laughing. Cause I ain't gonna stop beating you till either the ambulance comes, or I see your breakfast. Honestly looked like someone took a chainsaw to a bag of throw up. From there you will go on to receive infantry training. Mine was when our Chief told us that if we nailed our FEP personnel inspection, and our final drill inspection, he would go out buy us all whoppers. Ok lot more than I was planning, sorry for horrible grammar but yeah there you go. It took a good 30 seconds for our whole platoon to compose ourselves before we continued on with business as usual. See more ideas about marine corps memes, marine corps, marine. I remember our Chief, told us our flag shouldn't have wolfs on it, It should be a big can a freon, cause "Thats what the fuck you've been huffin your whole lives before you came here. Military members of Reddit, what is your craziest/funniest story from boot camp/basic training? Of course it rained on us so, there's about 73 smelly recruits standing in … This might not seem funny to some of you guys but, everytime I think back to this moment in Boot Camp I can't help but laugh for a good 5 minutes. He stops in front of one of the platoon fuck ups, and I guess that intimidated the kid. Crab walking. I guarantee, you will never forget that story. This one's pretty dumb but still makes me smirk whenever I think of it. Far from just marching around and being yelled at by sadistic drill sergeants, basic training can be the source of hilarious stories. Tore them up, down, all around inside and out. Its funny now, but at the time I was scared shitless. One particular interaction will always stick out in my mind, and I still use this expression to this day when I'm frusterated... (right before a drill inspection) RDC: "Yeoman, give me the muster report" YN: "I isn't complete Petty officer" RDC: "you gotta be fist fucking me yeoman!". Thanks for the great stories. My kill hat inspecting our grunt rolls for the crucible, so we're on line and our shig bird had the worst excuse I've ever seen for a grunt roll. I must have laughed every day in boot camp. We had a guy that somehow got his watch through the indoc (They take all your crap when you first get there). share. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, chief I was STFU I SEEN YOU HIT THE DECK UNTIL I SAY OTHER WISE! So to help us she gave him the cutlass to polish, while every one of us was doing arms out squats and every time we would go down, she would ask us to say a certain thing. Our kill hat is loosing his shit at this point with his face burried in his hat. They made me Port Watch Section Leader. Said dumb Marine respond, "I lost the right on Black Friday Sergeant! Edit: Woo front page! So one of our DIs is getting us ready and has us count off, like we have done numerous times since being in boot camp. Mar 24, 2020 - Explore Breyanna Taylor's board "Marine corps memes", followed by 432 people on Pinterest. Now, the hilarity of ASMDSS is available in book form. End of the night, we're all chugging a canteen of water on line in the squad bay. The DI had to look down so that the brim of his "smokey" covered his smile. So she'd say down, WE'RE SORRY ARPOC. Probably the hands down most angry I have ever seen anyone went something like this: My ODS company had liberty all day at the end of our program and so we were hanging out, wearing civvies, having a beer. at Parris Island for our Rifle Qual week. Both were confined to quarters, had letters put in their jackets (since after all they were drinking on duty, in uniform, conduct unbecoming, etc). He screams "ONE!". So he's grilling him at one of those tables while were getting ready for taps. It was all green from mold. MY CHIEF: SAY FUCK YOU CHIEF, THAT'S A DIRECT FUCKING ORDER SAY IT OR I'LL SEND YOU TO MAST MOTHER FUCKER SAY IT. ", The kill then calls another Marine to the quarter deck, "Williams, get up here and bring your shower shoe's.". Both docs. save. Then silence. “It kept getting worse, so I turned on the light. This chief now has his leather lunchbox size fist up at his chin saying SAY IT, I F U C K I N G D A R E Y O U. People who are in the military are strong, disciplined, and have rock-hard bods.But like everyone else, they do have a soft spot for jokes, especially world-class gags that speak to the experience of what it means to be a soldier. 91% Upvoted. Close. Then it started to get louder. In khakis. So now this erstwhile couple (him engaged, her with a b/f back home) get into the guy's car. Itsy bitsy spider. No, no, no, no, no, I want that shit to settle enjoy the rest of this. Then the belts come off, the the hands down the trousers. Boot camp elicits flashbacks. share. I went to U.S. Navy boot camp in Great Lakes Illinois in 1997, so my experience is still somewhat relevant I think. He's wearing two left footed shower shoe's. One thing a veteran will share with other veterans is funny events that occur during boot camp, basic training, or other intensive training sections of their career.Being able to laugh at yourself and others is a key to success while enduring stressful training programs. ", "I have always delivered what I promised to you guys, correct?". The boot camp humor and basic training stories shared by veterans on Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said has had us in stitches for years. While in boot, my wife sent me a postcard that had an audio chip in it on which she recorded a message. Press J to jump to the feed. In this video we will hear more about the shenanigans going on at boot camp. 6. "I lost … The last video in the three part series about hilarious Drill Sergeants. Homie took it like a champ tho. Next my ears couldn't take 81 guys talking almost at the top of their lungs. See more ideas about military humor, military memes, military quotes. We were practicing making our racks. Our kill takes one look down and says: Then he started laughing and walked back into the duty hut. MY CHIEF: YEAH REALLY YOU BASICALLY SAYING FUCk YOU CHIEF, YOU SAYING THAT TO MY MA, I GAVE HIM THAT AUTHORITY, I GAVE HIM THOSE ORDER AND YOU TELL HIM AI AI CAPTAIN DICKHEAD. We were in third phase back at MCRD San Diego. Of course the recruit didn't say it, gets taken away and we don't see him for 3 fucking day. basically told us that the other chief took him to other divisions showing him how most rdc don't give a fuck out their people and what not. She goes "...failure to make your bunk" . Finally, this was about 4 weeks in I think, this guy was kindofa shitbag, and he was a smart ass, he'd been giving lip to our MA and I guess told him AI AI captain dick head. This got back to my chief. I remember boot camp fondly, to be honest. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Kill saw the scribe has his drill belt off when we were practicing final testing and shit, takes it, FLINGS the fucker with full canteens on it down the highway and nails my boy right in the forehead, he just looks up dazed as shit, yells a very confused "MARINE CORPS" and the knowledge hat just pulls him to the side and makes sure he's good aka not to rat out kill, tells him it's all good Yadda yadda, kill went to the hut thinking his career was over. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. I had cleared out just before this shit went down. He starts off by pointing at the first squad leader. We pulled it off, earned battle E for our division, and one evening a few days before we had to go through battle stations, he brought in a large laundry cart with a blanket on top, told us all to get to the tow line. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Official Unofficial USMC forum for anything Marine Corps related. We all stand up. and various other things but I don't remember due to the anguishing screams and people falling out. I never forget them. One of the last nights before graduation we're doing the hygiene thing before lights. 6.2k. I accumulated so many that I ended up selling them to other recruits. I was in boot camp. So he starts fishing out/convulsions/ I think a seizure now. Marine Boot camp. In the name of celebrating veterans who accomplish cool stuff, we’ve combed the Internet for some of the best drill sergeant quotes out there. I couldn't stop laughing at that. Our dumbest recruit walks out of the head in shower shoes in a towel and our kill, who was a very funny dude, starts lightly fuckin' with him. If you’ve never been much of a writer, no worries. Climbers. I thought it was a dumb way to test if we can physically qualify for boot camp. In boot camp we always called them “fuck-fuck games” when drill instructors, instead of IT-ing you, they’d make you do something stupid. Not getting drunk or buzzed, just relaxing a bit. So one day we were getting beat at 0400 as usually but it was because I think we weren't as motivated as we should have been during rack drills and no one gave a fuck what the arpoc was saying to motivate us. Good, just finding out WHY THIS RECRUIT SAID TO MY MA AI AI CAPTAIN DICKHEAD. Peanut Butter black market ran strong.

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